Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
School is rubbish. I know it, you know it, and Ferris Bueller knows it. Which is why he’s decided to fake out his folks with a pretend dose of sniffles, round-up his girlfriend and best bud, and get down to some serious truanting in the Chicago sun.
This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.
SAND FLOOR ROOM
So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.
The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.
Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.
What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory.
I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating
wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
can we all take a moment and just appreciate japanese power rangers
the butt smacker is my favourite
Did the Green Ranger just pulverize Slenderman’s balls with a stick?
And then the Pink Ranger was like, “Mmm, tenderized Slender-junk, let me get all up on that?
Is that what I just saw up there?
God, Nihon is weird…
The only thing missing here is a gif of Black Condor performing his signature crotch grab.
THIS IS THE BEST USE OF THAT JESUS I HAVE EVER SEEN